Raptor v Smurf? or What kind of parent am I?

I did nothing to provoke this, I promise. All I did was witness and videotape.

For the record, she has never seen Jurassic Park, but has seen quite a few episodes of Dinosaur Train. That's some serious violence against Papa Smurf, and we are not sure where it came from.

Higher Quality video here

Vampire Baby?

Caption Contest?

1. Team Edward?

2. Casting Call for Indiana Jones V: The Temple of Baby Doom

3. I tear your heart out and I laugh in your direction. (english or pirate accent optional)

4. Really! Really don't give Red Velvet cupcakes to 1 year olds.